“Women are not inherently passive or peaceful. We're not inherently anything but human.”
- Robin Morgan
09
Nov
2009
Sooo…. let me get this straight. You had folks like this chick and this guy to carry this movie:
And YOU CHOSE this guy and this chick?
I’m sorry, what planet are you living on, Hollywood? Because it’s not the same planet I’m living on.
Also, it looks like a terrible movie.
09
Nov
2009
This was not a bad movie.
No, really!
I’m a sucker for psychological horror in spaaaaaaace and this was a prime example of that. It’s not a great movie, but it was… entertaining. This may have been because I wasn’t expecting a whole lot from it.
The conceit behind Sunshine is ridiculous, of course. If you’re watching a movie for SCIENCE you should probably just… stop. The premise is, hey, the sun is dying! Humanity launches a manned spaceflight to save it! By launching some sort of superior nuclear physics-thing bomb into the sun!
Really!
This is why it took me so long to see this movie. How utterly stupid, right? I haven’t seen The Core either, and I was leery of this damn thing turning into the ridiculous gore-fest that was Event Horizon. I’ll take crappy science over crappy, nonsensical gore any day (I found Sunshine far creepier than Event Horizon, actually. It’s all about what you don’t know and what you don’t see. The more gore, the more ridiculous the movie, for me. I prefer subtlety).
But, see, Sunshine had what a lot of crappy-science movies don’t have: an excellent cast, great effects, tight and suspenseful direction, AMAZING soundtrack, and wonderfully creepy shenanigans. All that… in spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace.
And who doesn’t love adventures in space?
The cast included Cillian Murphy and Michelle Yeoh, which gives you an idea of how seriously (B+/A- movie actor seriously) the cast took it movie. And trust me, that helps. It reminded me a lot of alien in that way – you put a strong cast and creepy direction into a lost in space movie, and you can carry it a long way.
The cast was reasonably diverse, split pretty evenly between white and Asian characters (tho at the end of the day, it was still white guys saving the world and fighting each other. The captain, psychologist, and navigation guys all check out pretty early. And the female characters only seemed to make it so far into the movie so somebody could be menaced at the end – would have preferred it was the navigation chick who got frozen to death trying to save the ship instead of held off til the end so she would go down with the male lead, but – you win some, you lose some).
Overall, it was a well-paced movie right up until those last 10-15 minutes, when things got weird. And yes, in case you’re wondering, in a movie about a group of people who are *restarting the sun* there are a LOT of moments where you just have to let them handwave-handwave their way out of things. Like how the fuck is he hanging onto the ass-end of a spaceship whose rockets just went off must be ignored… and there are lots of cut-aways of even more improbable scenes like how he then opened up the airlock and crawled inside while the rocket boosters are STILL GOING OFF (and let’s not get started with the whole “oxygen garden” business, or the space walking suits, or the ridiculous observation window).
But if you liked Pitch Black, I think you’ll like Sunshine. Good cast and a lot of fun so long as you don’t think about it too much. I rate it slightly better than Babylon A.D., mainly because the ending to that fucking movie was about on par with Padme’s “lost the will to live” bullshit. I will make many allowances for my SF popcorn, but empty vessel female characters are not one of them.
19
Oct
2009
This was not the movie I wanted to see. See, I wanted somebody to take the opportunity to tell the story about complex, fully developed Native American societies whoopin some Viking ass.
Instead, it’s just another cliched ramble about “noble savages” getting saved by The Great White Hope.
It was like watching 10,000 BC… in Saskatchewan.
01
Oct
2009
“The widespread support for Polanski shows the liberal cultural elite at its preening, fatuous worst. They may make great movies, write great books, and design beautiful things, they may have lots of noble humanitarian ideas and care, in the abstract, about all the right principles: equality under the law, for example. But in this case, they’re just the white culture-class counterpart of hip-hop fans who stood by R. Kelly and Chris Brown and of sports fans who automatically support their favorite athletes when they’re accused of beating their wives and raping hotel workers.
No wonder Middle America hates them.”
17
Sep
2009
“Tarantino, I think, gets a lot of pleasure out of demonstrating over and over again that you can get the 18-45 male audience that Hollywood desires into seats, and you can give them a story about a hyper-competent female hero who kicks ass in every way, and they won’t run screaming out of the theater clutching their balls in fear.”
Pretty much…ditto everything she says in this review. It was a fantastic movie, and in my opinion – Tarantino’s best.
02
Sep
2009
Lena Headey, my favorite Spartan (and second fav Sarah Conner) is playing Cersei.
OMG.
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!
28
Aug
2009
Would not be at all excited about this… except that got the absolute most perfect person to play the alien leader, Anna. This clip shows just how perfect she is.
Perrrrrfect.
20
Aug
2009
15
Aug
2009
My God, that was a depressing movie.
Don’t get me wrong: the Taliban is utterly fucking depressing (and fascinating. What made the movie are the ways people get around laws enforced by Draconian regimes. I’ve looked a lot into how Iranians have gotten around these sorts of laws, and it’s a good illustration of why a Draconian society eventually breaks down, but I digress). But my God, could we get just one good thing happening for this kid?
I kept expecting her to stand up for herself. Her mother and grandmother basically force her to dress like a boy so she can go out of the house to work. The three of them are starving, her mother’s always trying to get a man to escort her (since her husband is dead and she can’t go outside without a male relative). But the kid never gets a break. Not once. And she’s been so cowed by the system that her disguise… well, let’s just say that this girl-dressing-up-as-boy story doesn’t end as happily as Alanna’s.
What’s rough about these sorts of drag-you-down-and-out-constant-badness movies is that they always end up feeling unbalanced. There’s some scenes of her jump roping where she appears to be having fun, but basically, all joy, happiness, love, and laughter is totally absent from this movie. I realize some of the lament may be cultural (“if we talk about good things, we’ll jinx ourselves, so we must lament our fate”), and a good deal of it is just true… but this really needed a “life can be enjoyable” scene. Just one. Otherwise, life is not worth living, and these women should have all killed themselves by now (and, granted, many women in Afghanistan do and have, but: many don’t. Why? It’s not just for religious reasons. Even the worst life must have a moment – even fleeting – of joy).
At the same time, the film did what it set out to do, which is allow you to feel a fraction of what it’s like to grow up a girl in Afghanistan under the Taliban. This whole time she’s running around, I had this sinking feeling in my gut, this low-level terror of getting caught… and what would be done to her when she got caught. Which… inevitably, she is. This isn’t a happy ending American movie. Not by a long shot.
I was horrifically sad for the heroine, as well. I wanted so badly to see her stand up for herself, to take an active role, to be an Alanna, basically. But this wasn’t about an exception. This was about someone who’d grown up beaten and cowed by a system of oppression. And this is the most likely way things would turn out.
And that sure doesn’t make me feel any better about it.
A good film, but don’t expect to walk away feeling positive about the current state of the world or how long we have to go.
01
Aug
2009
That movie was just… retarded.
