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May 2007
When the Jokes Don’t Even Make Sense Anymore
I was idly plugging away at my stumbleupon toolbar and happened across a tired old joke that plays on expected gendered behaviors. It’s something like this: a guy’s in bed with his girlfriend and really wants to have sex with her, but once he’s all buttered up, she says she’s really not in the mood
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In the End, Everybody DIES
Not exactly uplifting, is it? (wait for the gifs to begin scrolling – it’s a little slow)
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Blogging Will Save the World!
Blogging will not save the world. I’m going to say that again: screaming on the internet will not save the world. But it can be a good place to start. Blogs are great places, but I see them more as testing grounds – as initial steps, as consciousness-raising – more than I see them as
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Traveling Sugar
I know my numbers are going to be “off” when I travel, but for some reason this particular con had me running particularly high numbers (I was 313 at lunch today. 313! I haven’t seen a number that high since my pizza splurge at Christmas!). I blame some of that on the dessert thing last
Connage
I love me a good Wiscon, don’t get me wrong, but I’ve never stayed Thursday-Tuesday before, and yes, it’s Sunday night and I’m incredibly burned out. It takes a lot of effort to get ready for those things. After I blew through the first couple days of “I love all these people! It’s so great
WEB MARSHALL [TM] (Dude, I Couldn’t *Make* This Shit UP!!)
My flight here in Milwaukee is delayed by 13 minutes, but still scheduled to arrive in Madison on time. Fascinating. I’ve been passing the time online checking up on blogs that I was unable to access at Dayton International Airport, which also has a WiFi service. What’s that, you ask? Why wasn’t I able to
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In Case I Don’t Get the Chance…
I’m heading for the airport in about half an hour, so in case I don’t get the chance, remember that my story The Women of Our Occupation is going to be available for purchase on May 29th in the Year’s Best SF 12 collection – Buy it and ask me to sign it! That would
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Idol
Does the whole Simon Cowell poking at Paula Abdul (physically) thing bother anybody else but me? I realized last night that if I have to see Simon Cowell poking at Paula Abdul one more time, I’m going to fly to Hollywood and throttle him. When she stands up and starts hitting him and telling him