This One’s A Winner

I admit it – this one’s from a wacky little nut (anti-semitic, too?), but it deeply amuses me. Can’t you just see it?

We’re not at war! We’re supporting Israel’s fight against terrorism!

I kept wondering how on earth we were going to figure out how to go to war with Iran. I mean, hell, throw in another shitty desert country. This is a fun little test-run scenerio, don’t you think?

Why are we going to war with the Middle East? Cause Bush slept through four years of college and doesn’t know who finally got their asses handed back to them in the Crusades.

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