So, Let Me Get this Straight: The Woman Gets Demoted, The Men Don’t?

RALEIGH, North Carolina (AP) — A female member of a National Guard military police unit was demoted for indecent exposure after a mud-wrestling party at the Army-run Camp Bucca detention center in Iraq, a military spokesman said Sunday.

This was apparently a mixed-sex affair. What’s the deal? Was she the only one to bare her breasts? Something tells me the boys were going topless, too.

You know, men have nipples. It’s scary.

You can shoot a man and kill him honey, but don’t show your tits. Don’t hang with the boys. Don’t try and have fun. Go sit in the back and remind everybody about how “special” you are for having breasts.

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