Why are there so many tampons in our house? I was digging around for more pads in our bathroom cabinet this morning, trying to clear space around the boxes and boxes of tampons tumbling out of the cabinet and spilling onto the floor. Why are there so many tampons in our house? I don’t use them. My roommate hardly ever uses them. Yet we have amassed 4-5 boxes of tampons and have no pads left but the diaper-like overnights.
Alas, terrorist bombings have not yet reached Chicago (knock on wood), so it’s not like we’ve got any local wounds to staunch, either. But I suppose we’ll be prepared, in any case.
Why are there so many tampons in our house?
I need some more coffee.
