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If I get fired, I can go on unemployment!

“If I could go back in time to when I was first submitting work to publishers and give myself one piece of advice it would be: If a publisher wants to publish my book, it’s because they believe my book will make them money.”

Dilbert cartoon tacked above the copy machine this morning: Dilbert is sitting eating a banana. Below is the caption: “Doing it right is no excuse not to meet the schedule.” We have 36 sites to integrate in two weeks. HAH HHAHA AHAHa hHAHA AHAHa hahAH AHAH AH We’re so all going to lose our jobs.

Sometimes, The Onion scares me. (thanks, Patrick!)

Today we are learning about the joys of antenna radiation over-exposure. Keep throwing those cellphone antennas on top of your buildings, chiklits!

Our office is built on a huge swamp over here in Indy. So today we got to watch some of these cross the parking lot and hop up on the curb – Way too cute. Perhaps the springtime is bringing out my affection for cuteness.

Yes, she’s seriously asking that question. First abortion, then contraception, then the right to vote… Most frightening of all? These are women arguing to take away these rights from other women. What a surreal world I live in. It’s like being in Eastern Europe during the Russian occupation. If I’m not stuck in some vile

“I’m of the perhaps unpopular opinion that anyone who can be dissuaded from writing, should be dissuaded from writing.”

I had a dream last night that Yellow had converted to Islam. I asked him, “What’s the worst part about being a Muslim?” And he said, “I keep hitting my head all the time.” That’s what I get for working on God’s War right before bed.

Really, really bad. (via mumpsimus)