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Ah, Young Love

Amanda’s picking apart our trusty MSN advice columns again. This time, MSN is trying to aid those poor, poor middle-aged men seeking 18-year-old sweethearts. Poor, poor boys. — William, 45, has always dated younger women. It was only recently, however, that he detected a pattern in those relationships. “I end up raising them — helping

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Yada, Yada

Here’s the final word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies: 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, British or Canadians. 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the

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What’s Goin’ On

Bear with me, as I am resurfacing from the land of the dead… Only to read via mousewords about a woman’s “romantic” memoir about her discovery of self through sodomy: “You open your ass and you open your mind and you open your heart.” WTF? Oh. She’s from New York. I mean, what kind of

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French Speak, and All That

I’m finishing up Angela Carter’s Heroes & Villains (which I enjoy because it’s – because it’s Angela Carter), and there’s this quote at the beginning: “Ou fuir, dans un pays inconnu, desert, ou habite par des betes feroces, et par des sauvages aussi barbares qu’elles?” Now, my grandmother is from France (she was a war

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Outta Here

I’m taking tomorrow off work to do some less distraction-filled fiction writing. Just got back from lunch, where I was told that my credit card had expired ::insert a moment of mind-numbing terror here:: Gave over my bank card. Unfortunately, my bank card only had $10 on it, and lunch came to $11.53. To my

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