Debate Prep: Shamlessly stolen from Jesus’ General
We have to be on our toes for tonight’s debate. It’s very probable that Our Furious Leader will go into a violent fit of rage, pull a piece from his waistband, and shoot Bob Schieffer. We can’t prevent it from happening–killing is how Our Leader deals with frustration. We can, however, try to put a positive spin on it. I’ve created the following talking points to help you do just that…
*Sure, Our Leader killed a respected journalist on national TV, but Kerry forgot Poland. The liberal media is showing its bias by not reporting that too.
*Did you see that perfect military style shooting stance?
*Hey, didn’t the terrorist threat level just go to red?
*Schieffer is a French name, isn’t it?
*Our Leader isn’t afraid to exercise his God-given Second Amendment rights on the campaign trail.
*Klinton did it with the pipe wrench in the billiard room.
*He’s going to lower your taxes!
*OK, so Schieffer didn’t actually have weapons of mass destruction program related activities stuffed in his sock. He was thinking about getting them.