Gleeful

I’m going through my blogs, and I checked out the Big Fat Blog cafe press store. They’ve got these stickers and a tote bag that say, “The average American woman is a size 14.”

And it occurred to me that what I really wanted was a tote/bumper sticker that said:

“The average American woman is a size 14… and she can kick your ass.”

I’m easily amused this morning.

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