It’s MSN, after all:
Ten Things Your Teenage Girl Won’t Tell You.
Notice this wasn’t number one, but should have been:
1) “Hot damn, dad, sex is great! I want to have it all the time! There are so many hot guys in the world!(And that chick is French class isn’t bad either!)”
Ah, to be a teenager again.
Not that I’m much better at 25.