Shit You Don’t Want To Hear From Your Pilot When You’ve Been Circling Denver For 20 Minutes After Being Delayed an Hour And a Half Because —

“Well, we still have zero visibility in Denver, but we think we might have figured out what’s wrong with the equipment here in the cockpit, so we’re just going to go ahead and attempt a landing.”

At this point, you’ve just got to sit back, relax, and turn up your CD player.

In fact, the visibility is so bad here in Denver tonight that my cab driver got lost in the business complex where my hotel is.

Denver just isn’t my city.

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