SOPs

Mmmmm SOPs.

There’s NOTHING MORE FUN THAN EDITING and FORMATTING SOPs (Standard Operating Procedures) ALL DAY.

How To Install Windows XP/Outlook/Office, whatthefuckever:

Now hit Next.

Next, you’ll click NEXT.

We’ll select “Next.”

Choose Next.

Now press “NEXT.”

I usually hit NEXT.

NEXT.

NOW HIT NEXT!!!!!!

Delicious!

(and yes, every single one of the SOPs came to me in a different tense and style with wildly different ways of signifying that “Next” was the name of a button and not just a word. This is why they hired me. I did these for eight hours today, and I’m only about halfway done. More are coming)

And you know what?

I still love every minute of it.

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