Those Were Damn Good Martinis

Drunken blog posts are like drunken e-mails, only with a far, far bigger audience. You sort of crawl out of bed the next morning and go, “I just posted that to 500 people. Damn.”

No more drunken blog posts. Really. I mean it this time.

Anyway, lots to do today. In the mean time, movie trailers. Orlando Bloom appears to be all grown up, and is looking damn prettier than I’ve ever seen him (I’m assuming this one’s gonna be about one of the Crusades that the Christians actually “won”), and, of course, I’ll have to see Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Because the candy’s gotta come from somewhere.

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