Tips For Modern Living

If you don’t feel like doing the pile of dishes in the sink, but can’t stand the idea of waking up in the morning to find that the ants that live under the stove are seething all over your dishes like tiny black maggots, spray a couple spitzes of 409 on your pile of dirty dishes before going to bed.

You will awake refreshed, and untroubled by ant attacks.

Or, of course, you could actually wash your dishes. But who wants to do that?

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