Well, you know…

… if McCain dies in office, things might get interesting. Less interesting than if Obama dies in office (hey, she’s Alaskan! When is *she* running for president? Crappy about the pro-life thing, tho). And is this really only the second time in 20 years that somebody’s run with a woman VP?

Indeed it is.

But at the end of the day, we’re voting for the prez… and not for the VP. Crappy chickens.

Note: I can also tell you honestly that this is the first time in eight years where I haven’t been like, “If so and so is elected, it will be like electing SATAN!!!” Either way it falls, I’m feeling pretty positive.

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