April

There have been a lot of seriously not funny April Fool’s jokes today.

The one at work was the least funny of all.

Stop, people. Just stop. When you’ve had a lot of wacky, crazy shit happen to you over a very brief period of time, you’re primed for more wacky badness. It’s like mild PTSD.

I don’t like it. I start getting jumpy and twitchy.

Please stop.

Thank you.

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