As We’d Say Around Here: Must Be One of God’s Foods!
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Because it Doesn’t Always Have to Be That Way
Whenever people start arguing about biological roles and restrictions and “that’s just the way it’s always been” and “it’ll always be that way,” it always pissed me the fuck off, not only because things could be really differet, but because sometimes, things are really different (fast foward to about minute 4 if you’re impatient). It’ll
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Take Me Out
I was looking at an ad for a play showing in Dayton tonight and saw this warning message attached to the ad in the local City Guide: “WARNING: Contains strong lanauage and male nudity – not recommended for audiences under 17.” I don’t think I’ve ever seen a rating system that specificed the sex that
The Shuffle
I held out the hope of hitting MA class tonight right up until about 4pm, when I discovered that I was still hobbling around the office like an old woman. Stephanie saw me painfully shuffling around the kitchen this morning and said, “Boy, I bet you’re sore.” “I hurt like hell.” “Didn’t you take any
By the Numbers
So, I got my first paycheck for a full week of work yesterday, and did the math. With what I’m making a week, after taxes, I’m making a grand total of: 20K a year. I’m now working 40 hours a week to make $85 a week more than I was getting when I was on
On Becoming a Supah Ninjah
Had my first day of MA class at the new school yesterday. Biked half an hour out there, had class for an hour and a half, and biked a half hour back. Tomorrow, I get to do it all over again! We opened with kicking drills and then did an hour – an *hour* –
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The Internets is Weird, Yo
Yo, people. Just… you. I work all day and this is what I come back to??? Can’t we just all turn into pirates someday? Or supah ninajahs?
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SOPs
Mmmmm SOPs. There’s NOTHING MORE FUN THAN EDITING and FORMATTING SOPs (Standard Operating Procedures) ALL DAY. How To Install Windows XP/Outlook/Office, whatthefuckever: Now hit Next. Next, you’ll click NEXT. We’ll select “Next.” Choose Next. Now press “NEXT.” I usually hit NEXT. NEXT. NOW HIT NEXT!!!!!! Delicious! (and yes, every single one of the SOPs came
Yup, That’s the One
Starting tomorrow, this will be my new MA school. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!
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