Steph: So, what have you been up to?
Me: Oh, you know, working out a lot.
Steph: Yeah, I could tell. Your flat ass is flatter than usual.
Oh, the love.
Steph: So, what have you been up to?
Me: Oh, you know, working out a lot.
Steph: Yeah, I could tell. Your flat ass is flatter than usual.
Oh, the love.
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