There will be no Christmas presents this year. I spent $656 to come back to BG for the holidays.
I certainly hope they enjoy the pleasure of my company, for lo, this is the reason there is no Christmas.
That is all.
There will be no Christmas presents this year. I spent $656 to come back to BG for the holidays.
I certainly hope they enjoy the pleasure of my company, for lo, this is the reason there is no Christmas.
That is all.
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