Somebody else asked me how I was “getting so skinny.”
These people baffle me. I start moving into a size 14, and everybody thinks I weigh 150 lbs or something.
Weird. I haven’t weighed 150 since I was like 12 years old.
It’s all relative.
Somebody else asked me how I was “getting so skinny.”
These people baffle me. I start moving into a size 14, and everybody thinks I weigh 150 lbs or something.
Weird. I haven’t weighed 150 since I was like 12 years old.
It’s all relative.
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