It’s That Time of Year Again…

What time of year, you may ask? Why, the 19th is Talk Like a Pirate Day!

What, you don’t get a paid day off that day? Oh, hell, it’s a Sunday! Who cares??

Which Pirates of the Caribbean character are you?

Check out this Pirate Ninja Adventure

How Pirate Are You?

And, for more workday fun try: The English-to-Pirate Translator

How about a pirate name? We all need one of those…

My pirate name is:

Bloody Mary Flint

Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it’s the open sea. For others (the masochists), it’s the food. For you, it’s definitely the fighting. Like the rock flint, you’re hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you’re easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

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