Boston’s beloved pair of swans — feted by city leaders, residents, and tourists alike as one of the Hub’s most celebrated summer attractions — are a same-sex couple. Yes, scientific tests have shown that the pair, named Romeo and Juliet, are really Juliet and Juliet.
Massachusettes is spreadin’ the gay! This proves it’s contagious. Interspecies contagious, even.
If we make same-sex marriage legal in Texas, the swans will all turn gay!