There’s A "Diet" for Everybody

The McDonald’s Diet: health = thinness.

Because at no point in this article to they say her resting heart rate and cholesterol have decreased, at no point does she say she took up exercising, and at no point does anyone with a medical degree say she’s lowered her risk of cardiovascular disease by “losing” thirty pounds.

Because it’s not about health:

“It feels great,” she said. “Because, the truth of the matter is that beauty is power, and if you’re fat, or your overweight, then people don’t really take you seriously.”

At least she’s honest.

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