The 300 (take 2)

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Steph: OMG that movie was awful.

Me: I LOVE THAT FUCKING SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Steph: OK, it WAS pretty cool when she killed that guy.

Me: THAT WAS THE FUCKING BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Steph: Really, it was horrible.

Me: IT WAS THE BEST HYPER-MASCULINITY SHOW EVAH!!!! LOOK AT THE BLOOD!!!! “WE WILL FIGHT IN THE SHADE”!!!! LOOK AT THAT FABULOUS SCENERY AND BLOOD AND THOSE RIPPLING CGI ABS!!!!!! LISTEN TO THAT HOMOEROTIC BANTER!!! LOOK AT THE KEWL WAY SHE DREW THAT SWORD WHEN SHE KILLED THAT GUY!!!! LOOK AT THE BLOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Steph: You’re such a guy.

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