Things Which Are Retarded

Downloading OpenOffice on a pirated wireless connection. I just don’t have any interest in unplugging my hardline from my shiny desktop.

But my pirated printer won’t work on my Vista machine (without a lot of canoodling by the not-Boyfriend, and I haven’t heard from him in three or four weeks), and my OpenOffice training schedule won’t print from my laptop, so we find ourselves in this situation.

Silly rabbit am I.

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