Because there are other things to do today.
Check out The Paper Boy for a cool list of international, national, and local papers you can browse. The “full service” member treatment is $2.95 a year, and you get all of your handy papers in one place, with a user-friendly searching tool.
Also, Vandermeer has some thoughts about America’s warped failure of imagination, Nick Mamatas runs for president, World Fantasy Award winners have been up for awhile, Lithaven’s got up a link to the Worst Analogies Ever Written in a High School Essay, check out Osama’s War On the Red States (Expert Approved!), and if you’re looking to do something worthwhile to alleviate your frustration, check out Volunteer Match and help somebody out. Of course, you could always just do this, but I think getting outta the chair might be slightly more productive.
Or so I hear.