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The amount of money I currently have in my checking account until I get paid on Friday, just in time for Wiscon. Oh, joy. And also: first monthly bleeding with an IUD – ha ahaha oh, what joy, what fun for everyone! With all this blood, I could throw a party, or take part in

(via Nicky)

Hey, c’mon, you know it’s beer he’s drinking!! Though a proper pirate would be partaking of rum. The pirate’s drink of choice. This one, however, looks rather gross. And am I the only one whose mind went right to the gutter with this one? It’s been a mind-numbing number cruncher of a week. Happy Friday.

The best and worst part about democracy? Not only does everybody get to say whatever they want, which is great, but they get to pretend that what they want and believe should legally be what everybody else wants and believes. Of course, totalitarian states aren’t much different, except for that first part. It’s just a

“Obscure references, pretentious phrases and ostentatious vocabulary will not be mistaken for eloquence.” “For a while I’ve been trying to find my passion,” Jonah said. “But I haven’t been passionately trying to find my passion.” “The separation of church and state was an idea created by the devil to keep good Christian people from ruling

Later Moms, Longer Lives Waiting to have children may add years to a woman’s life, says Jenni Pettay of the University of Turku in Finland. The evolutionary biologist analyzed 5,000 birth records from four generations of 17th- and 18th-century Finns and found that women who waited the longest before having their first child were statistically

Eventually, something will make sense.

Every morning, this goddamn printer jams. We have a new coffee maker, but no new printer. Priorities, afterall.

I need to start drinking decaf.