The amount of money I currently have in my checking account until I get paid on Friday, just in time for Wiscon.
And also: first monthly bleeding with an IUD – ha ahaha oh, what joy, what fun for everyone! With all this blood, I could throw a party, or take part in a Satanic ritual. Blood rites, indeed.
Straight women really get screwed on this whole contraception deal. I’m told it’ll be 1-3 months before I even out. It beats depression, but it sure as hell knocks ya flat the first month.