“Well, the best way [to improve your female characters] is to have relationships with a lot of different women. What’s the best way to do that? It’s to pick up whores.” – William Vollman Shit, I knew there was something I was supposed to be doing to be a better writer! I need to pick […]
Boy Writers. So Cute. Read More »
That’s about all I’ve got left this morning. Cheers.
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We have a new coffee maker in the office. Just got it hooked up. You should see the stir it’s making. Oh, what dull workday lives we have! The cappucino is apparently pretty good… I better go make sure. Workaday, workadoo.
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Was moving through the archives, and found this little piece about what I learned in 2004. You know, sometimes, I just need to listen to my own advice: Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2004: Here’s this year’s: there are often long stretches of downtime on the road to where you’re going.
Sometimes, When You’re Feeling Down, You Just Need to Listen to Yourself. Read More »
Now that the gray fog of illness is lifting, and now that I appear to be fighting off the last of my sicknesses, it’s time to take stock of this life, and what the hell I’m doing with it. The June date for taking the LSAT is full, which is actually a good thing, cause
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At some point, I’ll become a good worker and get here on time. Just not today. Whatever happened to my work ethic? Ah, yes, that’s right: I became old and cynical.
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Not sure I’m happy with this haircut. It was supposed to be shortening up my previous Rock Star haircut… but now I look more like a knight’s squire. If I was thinner and in better shape, this might be hot. As it is… I dunno. It also occurred to me today that I could lose
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A big glass container of lotion just toppled from the top of the medicine cabinet and descended through the porcelein sink – yes, through the sink, bashing out a big chunk where the soap is supposed to be. Oh, I can’t wait to tell my landlady about that. I can’t wait till Jenn reads this.
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For the first time in almost two months, I now have an internet card in my home computer, which I lost somewhere in Parsippany. Bless my roommate for hitting Best Buy and hooking me up. It feels like I’m a bit more connected to the world again.