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A big glass container of lotion just toppled from the top of the medicine cabinet and descended through the porcelein sink – yes, through the sink, bashing out a big chunk where the soap is supposed to be. Oh, I can’t wait to tell my landlady about that. I can’t wait till Jenn reads this. […]

For the first time in almost two months, I now have an internet card in my home computer, which I lost somewhere in Parsippany. Bless my roommate for hitting Best Buy and hooking me up. It feels like I’m a bit more connected to the world again.

Beer is great!It is quite tasty! Beer is great!Even when it’s late! Oh yes, oh my!Beer is so great~! Oh, Friday, how I love you!!

Stumbled out of bed at quarter past seven, got my weight/abs routine in, stumbled to the bathroom, spent a bunch of time doing a bunch of dishes and so caught the bus instead of the train to work, which saves me 15 min. Was here in this office until 8pm last night, so I don’t

Stuck at work all night! Boy, do I love deadlines with big wireless carriers! Wheeeeeee eee ee hee hehe ehehheeh eeeeeeeeee!

Starting next month, I’ll be flying into NYC every other month to visit B, so I thought this quiz was appropriate: You scored as Inwood. Inwood is located on the northern tip of Manhattan. Inwood extends from 200th St (Dyckman St) to 220th Street. It is banked on all three sides by huge wild parks.

Another day, another dollar, another week of emotional and physical angst. Yay! Somebody get me some goddamn coffee.

For those uninterested in their uteruses, or those of their spouses, significiant others, sisters, and other loved ones, you can totally skip this. It’s about uteruses, afterall. I mean, sure, they’re attached to women, but… oh, that’s not important! Anyway, IUD update for anybody interested or considering doing the same thing: still getting some twinges

If you don’t feel like doing the pile of dishes in the sink, but can’t stand the idea of waking up in the morning to find that the ants that live under the stove are seething all over your dishes like tiny black maggots, spray a couple spitzes of 409 on your pile of dirty

Ah, Jon. Click “view clip” on the right hand side of the page.