I Was Going for "Rock Star," but I Think I Got "Squire"

Not sure I’m happy with this haircut. It was supposed to be shortening up my previous Rock Star haircut… but now I look more like a knight’s squire. If I was thinner and in better shape, this might be hot. As it is… I dunno.

It also occurred to me today that I could lose 50 lbs without any real trouble, and then I’d be able to fit into trendy clothes and sizes, and yet not quite look like an Auschwitz victim. I still find this idea oddly appealing, which says a lot about my current mental state.

I’m having another one of those days where I wish I was better.

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