Gummi Bear Death!
KEWL (yes, I’m supposed to be working… can you tell?).
One-Sentence Stories
When sharing music becomes foreplay, you know you have something beautiful.He knows to keep an eye on my hands, as the length of my finger nails is in direct proportion to how content I am with my life.You never wrote back, and today I stopped expecting you to.Night after night I stare at my phone
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Why Star Wars Fans Hate Star Wars
One of the best fan rants ever: Maybe I’ll put it like this. To be a Star Wars fan, one must possess the ability to see a million different failures and downfalls, and then somehow assemble them into a greater picture of perfection. Every true Star Wars fan is a Luke Skywalker, looking at his
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Purported American Apparel Tag
From here. Real or not, I’m still waiting for a day when this is a given, not a privilege or an employer’s recruitment bargaining chip.
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Garbage In, Garbage Out
I’ve been working on some requested edits for God’s War this week. Revising can be a hell of a lot of fun when you get feedback of the “I’d like more of this! and this! and this!!” variety. Not so fun when you get the “I’m not sure why this doesn’t work, but could you
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Do I Even Want to Total Up All These Chipotle Receipts?
When the house (including the bathroom and kitchen) is busted down and out for replumbing and rewiring for a week, just how many times did I go to Chipotle? Man, this is a big stack of receipts. I need to get back on budget. I also need to sit down and re-budget based on my
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Real Age Calculator
Even with diabetes, this odd little hippie test insists I shall live until 90. This is mainly because all of my grandparents and great grandparents are in their 80s and 90s. Diabetes genes + Logevity genes = me. I have no idea what the “real age” part of this test means. Apparently, I have the
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Ancient Egyptian Prosthetic Toe
Purely aesthetic or completely practical? These are the thoughts that keep me up at night.
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The Fountain: Two Sentence Reviews
Man must accept death.Woman must die. or: No Plot.Pretty Pictures.
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