Coworker: “I know I look old, but would you believe I’m going to be 30 in a week?”
Me: “Holy crap, you’re only a little more than a year older than me? I thought you were ancient, like the DB guy.”
Coworker: “Great, thanks.”
Me: “Know what I’m doing for my 30th birthday?
Me: “Going to Peru.”
Coworker: (dubious, like I’m trying to pull one over one him) “Are you serious??”
Why wouldn’t I be serious???
Sometimes I think I live in a different world than most people. I think I’ve just made really different choices.