Oh, Fuck Yeah

The not-Boyfriend texted me tonight and said he couldn’t find himself registered on the Montgomery Co site, which makes sense, of course, him being from Middletown and all… so he checked in Butler county and hey, yo, there he was….

This gave me a Sudden Idea.

I’m on the border between two counties here in Ohio.

If one of them doesn’t have me then maybe….

Why yes, yes, fuckin’ a MY ACTUAL county DOES oh SNAP!

I AM VOTING FOR OBAMA TOMORROW BABY!!!!!

I fucking KNEW I had fucking registered.

Swing state, here I come!!!

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