About
I grew up in a small town named after a battle that never happened. I went to Clarion West. I’ve lived in Fairbanks, Alaska, and Durban, South Africa. I’ve traveled all around the world: Cape Town, New Zealand, southern Spain, Switzerland, France, Italy, England, and all across the U.S. I highly recommend it.
I have a chronic illness. I make a living making shit up. Sometimes you can catch me hanging out at a con. I like boxing and weight lifting and shooting guns. I’ve been known to mod ponies. When I grow up, I want to own a house at the Oregon coast.
You can get the rights to remix my work from my agent. Donations of cheese, Coke Zero, and Chipotle gift cards are always appreciated.
South Park
Dayton, Ohio
Spring 2009







