Was clicking through some shows tonight while finishing up my Greek yogurt, and happened upon Dr. 90210, in which a porn star was having her third breast augmentation surgery because the first two had been screwed up. While the doctor pressed and cupped these enormous bubble breasts protruding from her tube-shaped boyish body, he said, […]
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I did 50 minutes of cardio on a *Sunday.* I have two low-cost coffee dates set up for this week (because life is better when we socialize, people). I don’t like to think of this as me dating again. I am merely socializing. We’ll see what happens as a result. I lost 6 lbs, for
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The more I hang out with the IT guys at work, the more I love cheap hacks.
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I let this little old woman go ahead of me at Trader Joe’s today, because she only had two items, and it seemed silly for this frail little woman to stand there behind me with her pack of tuna curry and soy sauce while I bought my $35 in groceries. She thanked me for allowing
I had dreams last night that I was spending money. Vasts amounts of fun money, far over budget, in particular, on food and books. In particular, sugar-free chocolate.
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I was doing some random googling tonight, and wondered what would happen if folks only had my first name and location. Would they discover my TRUE IDENTITY? According to Google, no. Cause there is apparently ANOTHER KAMERON IN DAYTON. And you all thought MySpace pages weren’t good for anything. Look at how perfectly my identity
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