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The Writer

I write everything at my job. Everything. I write up SOPs for software installation, hardware maintenance, corporate store applications. I write “news” stories and announcements for our intranet frontpage. I create PowerPoint presentations from talking-point outlines. I write and edit marketing copy, business proposals, executive resumes. I write and revise panel descriptions, sales rep letters,

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PUMPKINS!!!

Fresh, nubile pumpkins await their transformation. Stephanie holds their fate in her hands…. I have all the right tools for the job. Just call me the eviserator. Mmmmmm. Tasty eviseration. Around here, we don’t need costumes to be scary. Gutting nubile corpses is tough work, even for brutal women…. Mmmmmm… tasty pumpkin guts. I take

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Insured vs. Uninsured

Money I’ve saved in the last three months while being insured: Hospital costs saved: $896.94 (two more claims for over $800 are still pending) Meds costs saved: $611.51 That’s $1508.45 saved on medical costs in three months. Just three months. I wasn’t joking when I said these costs-to-keep-breathing – pre-employement – were literally killing me.

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