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SOPs

Mmmmm SOPs. There’s NOTHING MORE FUN THAN EDITING and FORMATTING SOPs (Standard Operating Procedures) ALL DAY. How To Install Windows XP/Outlook/Office, whatthefuckever: Now hit Next. Next, you’ll click NEXT. We’ll select “Next.” Choose Next. Now press “NEXT.” I usually hit NEXT. NEXT. NOW HIT NEXT!!!!!! Delicious! (and yes, every single one of the SOPs came

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Suck it Up, Hurley

Well, the collective effort of three moderately active people finally made the old elliptical I carted in from Chicago go kaput. Me and the roomies spent the entirety of Sunday afternoon looking for a similiarly compact and reasonably priced machine, to no avail. We’ll eventually get a new one, but not this week. This means

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Note To Self:

That oatmeal raisin cookie in the pastry case at Boston Stoker downtown may *look* like the Healthiest, Lowest-Carb option of the lot, but it’s going to take a lot more than three units of insulin to cover it… But boy was it good. Happy Friday.

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