You know, Dallas ain’t bad. It’s not butt-fuck-nowhere Denver. The air is good, there’s leaves on the trees, everybody’s real nice, and – best of all – it’s a perfect 70 degrees. Once you get over the whole “President George Bush Turnpike” thing, and if you find the freeway signs advertising “Men’s Only Clubs” funny […]
Oh, the Irony! Me, My Uterus, and I Read More »
Oh, thank goodness… my bank posted my current balance with the eye appt. and contact lenses and Costco run *already taken out.* So my rent check not only won’t bounce, but I’ll actually have over $70 in my account to last me until payday on Friday. I am the scary liberal elite. Hear me roar.
Stolen, shamelessly: Having reached the advanced age of 35, I feel this entitles me to dole out advice concerning certain patterns of behavior I have noticed over the past three years among the whippersnapper set. I know that a lot of you do not like to listen to your elders on the grounds that we
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One in five teenage girls are hit by their boyfriends. More here. And 31% believed it was acceptable for a boy to act in an “aggressive” way if his girlfriend had cheated on him. My question is, did they ask men if they thought it was acceptable for their girlfiends to act “aggressive” if their
Well, I was hoping I’d get out of a trip to Dallas, but it looks like I’m off for some sort of training or other… Leaving tomorrow night, spending all day Weds, coming back in on Thursday… Dallas. ::sigh:: I’ve never been to Texas. There’s a first time for everything.
Excerpt: Undoubtedly being a somewhat sensitive and emotional person to begin with makes me more susceptible to depression than the run of common people, but I still resist labelling this as a “biochemical imbalance.” It’s not. It’s normal human variation. My circumstances fully warranted depression. It was a normal, healthy response to my situation, and
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SCIENCE FICTION FOR IMPERIALISTS SCIENCE FICTION FOR ANARCHISTS SCIENCE FICTION FOR MONARCHISTS SCIENCE FICTION FOR PEOPLE WHO THINK SUPREME EXECUTIVE POWER SHOULD BE LODGED THE CANDIDATE WHO POSSESSES THE MEMORIES OF PREVIOUS LEADERS AND, FINALLY, FOR THOSE WHO JUST SAY FRELL DEMOCRACY WE WANT ARTHUR TO RULE
Become a martyr for America, chiklits! Paul Campos connects the dots. Cause none of these dumb media fuckers is willing to do it: As I write these words, Terri Schiavo is being starved to death because she was once a chubby little girl. Almost everyone has heard about how, 15 years ago, Schiavo’s heart stopped
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The strange case of the homosexual necrophiliac duck… Do you really need my commentary? I learn something new every day.