Mosh just took me aside with the immortal words, “You’re in trouble,” and put me in a closed-door meeting with him. Thoughts running through my head: 1) Somebody’s been checking my internet time. I’m screwed. 2) Somebody found my blog 3) Somebody found out that I’m staying at the Grand Hyatt week after next 4) […]
Gosh, sure is lucky he had the choice to have an elective surgery, huh? Sure is great that the Catholic church thinks going to the hospital for an elective surgery is OK, if it can potentially improve and lengthen your quality of life. How thoughtful of them, to let him choose how he’d like to
This is just sooo incredibly illegal that I didn’t even think it was worthy of bringing up: it’s just so illegal. You just can’t do it. But that was when I lived in another country. Why aren’t they demanding the sexual health and histories of the men whose sperm instigated these pregnancies? Aren’t promiscuous men
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Alaskans make me proud… Check out the latest shuttle commander… Here’s what happens when your parents get pissed off with what you write… D.H. Lawrence gets taken to the mat: It is hard to take Lawrence’s preachings about ‘phallic tenderness’ seriously, other than as a reflection of the deep-rooted fears evoked by the first phase
I don’t know that I can do this “living out of hotels” thing much longer; this is probably the loneliest state of existence, ever. Being nomadic is fun and great, and I’ve done that – but when I’ve done that and lived out of a backpack and enjoyed it, I enjoyed it because I didn’t
New Jersey. All next week. AGAIN. Weekend home. NY city the next week, Mar 6-10th. I knew things were bad when I arrived at the Hilton in Denver and thought, “Oh, I’m home.” This can’t go on much longer.
Well, had my expected little freakout at the Denver airport today. Made a beeline for Taco Bell, though I wasn’t hungry, and ran into an obsessive desire to then eat a chocolate croissant and ice cream. About the time I got the ice cream, I was sick, and threw most of it away, but it
From the state that brought you Littleton and the fucked-up still-unsolved Jonbenet Ramsey case comes the latest fuck-up by the Denver police. Not only was their latest serial rapist just out of prison… for being a serial rapist, but he confessed his post-prison crimes to the police and was released from their custody due to
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1) Basics of Adobe Photoshop. Best. Program. Ever. 2) Improving my knowledge of Access. We’re trying to implement a company-wide database system that we can apply to all of our markets. It’s gonna be a tough sell to the Boys, and me and the amazing woman who put it together had a pow-wow to try
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