Fuck the Sugar

Note to self: yea, you know, all those complex carbs you know you can’t eat anymore but you decided to get all pissed off and eat anyway?

Yea, that’s why you had headaches all last week and felt like your feet were going to fall off at night.

A bagel once a week is fine. A bagel followed the next day by some pizza, and the next day by half a muffin and a croissant, and etc… no. No, really, you can’t do that anymore.

Nice thought, tho.

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