Fucking Phone

Our phone’s still out. And I collapsed yesterday after grocery shopping and putting the last bed together, so the liquor cabinet contents are still downstairs.

Sad. Lord knows I need the liquor upstairs…

Also, I tried to go grocery shopping yesterday, and realized I’d overspent myself for yet another month, and my bank card gave me a “not authorized” message. I’m not sure how this happened. I was doing grandly this month.

Shit, what am I saying? This is me. If I actually had money in the bank on payday, I’d be somebody else entirely.

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