Gay People Get Married Every Day!!

Hate yourself! Hate who you are! Have sex with a woman you’re not attracted to! You’ll both love it! Donate money to the church! Pay us for making you think you’re a freak!

ARRRRRRRRRAAAGGGGGHHHHhhhhhhh

It’s a good reminder, though: gay people do get married. “They” get married everyday. And add to the mistaken assumption of normative heterosexuality, and whatever the hell that’s supposed to mean.

At least there are some ad companies refusing to post this thing.

“Some” being the operative word.

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