Please Find My Friend Stephanie A New Job

Anybody know of any good receptionist/admin positions open in Dayton? Please. Find her a new job. With people who aren’t originally from Dayton. Steph has a college degree and everything! And she uses big words, like egregious!

Here’s a snippet of conversation she overheard at work today:

Stupid person A: “Have you ever tried to study geneology?”

Stupid person B: “No, I’ve never really been into rocks.”

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