Eat four sugar-free pecan cookies and coolwhip an hour after eating a carbolicious pancake for lunch that had raspberries and more of the aforementioned coolwhip.
You will get a sugar headache and find it difficult to concentrate for the next hour or so (no, these headaches make no sense. When I test my sugar, I’m at 122, which is a perfectly decent number. I don’t know why my body does this when I have too many carbs at once sometimes).
Mmmmm diabetes!
Killing Eve meets Die Hard in this explosive science fiction thriller by the Hugo Award-winning author of The Light Brigade.
Hurley returns to the biogothic space opera universe of her cult classic The Stars are Legion for a riveting novel of obsession, betrayal, and ruinous choices.
Dragged out of retirement for one last job, former spy Rekha must board a dying worldship to hunt down an assassin she thought she killed twenty years ago. She has forty-one hours to do it, or the ship becomes their tomb.
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