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Ode to the Lesbian Swans

Boston’s beloved pair of swans — feted by city leaders, residents, and tourists alike as one of the Hub’s most celebrated summer attractions — are a same-sex couple. Yes, scientific tests have shown that the pair, named Romeo and Juliet, are really Juliet and Juliet. Massachusettes is spreadin’ the gay! This proves it’s contagious. Interspecies […]

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Monday Monday

Oh yes, chicklits, it is Monday. That time when all coffee bites back with that saccharine-savvy aftertaste and the fucktards leer from the rooftops to snicker at your workaday commute from Hell. The good news is that once again, there’s fuck-all to do but blog and write and snicker. It could be worse. I might

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