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Back in the Saddle

In my continuing quest for a better workout, I started formulating a new before-bed routine. I already have my morning weights routine down, and increasing the number of exercises in the morning just means I’m less likely to do them because it takes too long: the solution is to break the workout into two 15 […]

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The 300 (take 2)

Steph: OMG that movie was awful. Me: I LOVE THAT FUCKING SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Steph: OK, it WAS pretty cool when she killed that guy. Me: THAT WAS THE FUCKING BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Steph: Really, it was horrible. Me: IT WAS THE BEST HYPER-MASCULINITY SHOW EVAH!!!! LOOK AT THE BLOOD!!!! “WE WILL FIGHT IN THE SHADE”!!!! LOOK AT THAT

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The Lies of Locke Lamora

I’m forty pages in (and only that through sheer force of will) and I am BORED TO TEARS. Band of young thieves gallavanting around a seedy medieval underworld. And, are there any women in this book? Like, not even POV characters, but, like, secondary characters? “As you know Bob” babes, even, or shit, I’ll take

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Barring the Removal of a Certain Piece of Hardware, I Can’t Really Become Pregnant, So….

According to the definitions sections of Senate Bill 51: The term woman means a female human being who is capable of becoming pregnant, whether or not she has reached the age of majority. I do wonder what this mysterious Third Gender is, tho: what do we call all of those barren, menopausal, and sugically sterile

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In the BAG

I AM DONE WITH GW EDITS FOREVER. DONE I TELL YOU. FUCKING DONE. FINISHED all line edits today. FINISHED. NO, REALLY. I WILL NOT do any more edits on this book until or unless asked to do so by an editor or agent. IT IS IN THE FUCKING BAG. I HAVE BEEN WORKING ON THIS

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Bible Fight!

I like that Mary can whoop some ass while carrying the baby Jesus. The controls are a little tricky to work with, but the fact that I can play Eve vs. Satan motivates me…

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