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One of the best fan rants ever: Maybe I’ll put it like this. To be a Star Wars fan, one must possess the ability to see a million different failures and downfalls, and then somehow assemble them into a greater picture of perfection. Every true Star Wars fan is a Luke Skywalker, looking at his […]

Man must accept death.Woman must die. or: No Plot.Pretty Pictures.

Why is Cleopatra a drugged out, sex-crazy, slightly dimwitted pale-skinned whore with no hair?

Yes, everything you feared was true.

The National – “Slow Show” Standing at the punch table swallowing punchcan’t pay attention to the sound of anyonea little more stupid, a little more scaredevery minute more unprepared I made a mistake in my life todayeverything I love gets lost in drawersI want to start over, I want to be winningway out of sync

Bikini Kill – Rebel Girl (boy, that video is hilarious) That girl thinks she’s the queen of the neighborhoodShe’s got the hottest trike in townThat girl she holds her head up so highI think I wanna be her best friend, yeah Rebel girl, Rebel girlRebel girl you are the queen of my worldRebel girl, Rebel

Titanic is still the highest-grossing movie of all time. It’s made nearly 2 billion dollar worldwide. If you look at the other movies in the top 10, they’re all part of series: LOTR, Spiderman, Pirates, Harry Potter, hell, they even made a bunch more Jurassic Park movies. But the thing is, Titantic is now 10

But you’re going to read it anyway? Why, the internets have provided a solution! Just slap on one of these handy-dandy book jackets! They will make it look like you are reading something for OLD, AWESOME people!

“So about a year later, when he came over to my house and uttered the simple phrase, “So. Wanna get married?” I was a little surprised, but it felt right and I said yes. We kissed goodbye and he left to go castrate some calves.” I swear, it’s like reading a novel about cow wrangling

Where’s the love, honestly? I remember seeing the preview for the Kirsten Dunst/Sophia Capploa production of Marie Antoinette and thinking it was a great concept. You’ve got that whole “royalty as rockstars” thing going on, with a modern soundtrack and a story of cloistered indulgence and opulance. Versailles is very much its own world, shuttered