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Dollhouse

Oh, thank God. YOU WILL NOT BE MISSED. Whedon is wasting his time on this one. Think of the incredible shows he could be creating RIGHT NOW but hasn’t been for the last year and a half because he’s been hip-deep in this piece of crap. You can love two or three series from a […]

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Prince of Persia

Sooo…. let me get this straight. You had folks like this chick and this guy to carry this movie: And YOU CHOSE this guy and this chick? I’m sorry, what planet are you living on, Hollywood? Because it’s not the same planet I’m living on. Also, it looks like a terrible movie.

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Sunshine

This was not a bad movie. No, really! I’m a sucker for psychological horror in spaaaaaaace and this was a prime example of that. It’s not a great movie, but it was… entertaining. This may have been because I wasn’t expecting a whole lot from it. The conceit behind Sunshine is ridiculous, of course. If

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Pathfinder

This was not the movie I wanted to see. See, I wanted somebody to take the opportunity to tell the story about complex, fully developed Native American societies whoopin some Viking ass. Instead, it’s just another cliched ramble about “noble savages” getting saved by The Great White Hope. It was like watching 10,000 BC… in

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Katha Pollitt Moneyshot

“The widespread support for Polanski shows the liberal cultural elite at its preening, fatuous worst. They may make great movies, write great books, and design beautiful things, they may have lots of noble humanitarian ideas and care, in the abstract, about all the right principles: equality under the law, for example. But in this case,

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Quote of the Day

“Tarantino, I think, gets a lot of pleasure out of demonstrating over and over again that you can get the 18-45 male audience that Hollywood desires into seats, and you can give them a story about a hyper-competent female hero who kicks ass in every way, and they won’t run screaming out of the theater

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V Remake

Would not be at all excited about this… except that got the absolute most perfect person to play the alien leader, Anna. This clip shows just how perfect she is. Perrrrrfect.

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Osama

My God, that was a depressing movie. Don’t get me wrong: the Taliban is utterly fucking depressing (and fascinating. What made the movie are the ways people get around laws enforced by Draconian regimes. I’ve looked a lot into how Iranians have gotten around these sorts of laws, and it’s a good illustration of why

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