… that all the women they’ve cast in GI Joe look exactly the same?

And where the hell is Lady Jane, srsly? Jinx? They kept Scarlett and Baronness, both of whom are used as “love interests” for either side (after all, somebody has to be “the girl!”), and “Cover Girl” a “Super model turned Joe”???? She was a limited release in the 80s because no one liked her. Note that she’s only allowed to run a tank cause she’s “hot,” and therefore “not REALLY scary.”

I fucking hate Hollywood.

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